How long before President Ham Sandwich gets eaten by VP Poodle?

I was talking about Bob Barr for president 2008 and one of my coworkers made some good points about how he's just an old-school Republican in Libertarian disguise. When I asked who I could vote for instead, he asked if he could write-in Ham Sandwich. The coworker on the opposite side of me said he'd like to vote for a poodle. That inevitably led to the question, how long before Vice President Poodle ate President Ham Sandwich?

Now with apparel as a t-shirt, organic t-shirt, and stein.